A gummy bear too far

“… the evil wizard who is a bit cheeky as well, he’s hidden a special gummy bear that when you eat it, you do poos until you're 16.

And Ziggy eats it because he thinks it’s a yummy packet; and so he does poos until he's 16, and it takes a long time so he does poos nearly all of his life… well, until he's 16.”

Remember being six years old, and how the idea of being sixteen seemed so incredibly grown-up and far away – so grown-up, it would take a lifetime to get there?

Ziggy the Zebra about to open up the “yummy packet” and eat the cursed gummy bear